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Summer House Recap: You Better Work Beach


Lindsay’s relationships with Paige and Danielle are utterly confounding.

Lindsay is telling an entirely different story to Danielle in the morning, and I can’t believe they’re both sitting in this kitchen where they ended their friendship a year ago and now just kibitzing over Entenmann’s chocolate donuts. We see him and Danielle, old friends and lovers, throwing the old pig skin around on the beach, something that has never happened once in the Fire Island Pines except when the Cherry Grove lesbians sometimes get lost. This is excellent tea, and I have to give Paige enormous credit for not texting all the girls in the house that very minute to tell them about it and then confront a wasted Danielle as soon as she got back.

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