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Abbott Elementary Recap: Bounce Back


Is it at all surprising that Ava is thriving away from Abbott?

Melissa, however, as a “warm-blooded mostly straight woman who was alive in 2003,” immediately picks up on the Survivor connection, and the two get to binging, but watching the series in its entirety would take an obscene amount of time, so they have no choice to but to consult the mastermind herself. They roll their eyes as she teaches them how to spot the difference between minor and major scales, but everyone perks up after a student starts playing a video he made on his phone, remixing Barbara saying “fundamentals,” accompanied by the class dancing along to the beat. She prods Ava for information on her emotional well-being, but the disgraced principal insists she’s better than ever, with spare time to focus on her “far more lucrative side hustles,” including public speaking, which is perfect for someone with the traits of a great cult leader.

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