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You Recap: The Spy Who Loved Me


We finally learn what Bronte’s deal is.

That Louise was moved deeply by this book — where our male hero is all, “No, I HAD to lock my wife in the attic, I am VERY normal, but she was psycho!” and Jane’s take is (paraphrasing only slightly), “I understand you completely, we are the most in love two people have ever been and will ever be!!!!!! Bronte joins forces with Dom (the girl from the reading) and Phoenix, who’ve both “been wronged by the justice system,” and Clayton, who is Dr. Nicky’s son! As we all know, Clayton showed up unannounced — he accused Louise of being “a fucking Manson girl” and latching on “like a goddamn tourist” — and Joe did the rest.

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