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Why Did Cobel Bolt? And Other Severance Questions.


Please don’t ask me to explain the goats, for I cannot.

His dead wife might be alive, and it all might be a secretive plot hatched by the company he works for that until very recently employed as his supervisor a woman who was living a double life as his neighbor and his sister’s lactation consultant. You’ve seen him exhibit flashes of humanlike behavior this season, even if they’re scattered between long stretches of him lying to and/or manipulating team members after riding to their homes at night on his motorcycle. It was a tight race between her and Miss Huang — something about an expressionless child in a position of authority makes my blood run cold, and her popping in over the intercom during Dylan’s family visit didn’t help that — but then Natalie did that diabolical little walk/spin around Milchick in the office while presenting him with the paintings.

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