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Which Innie-Outie Love Triangle Will Explode First? & Other Severance Questions.


Romance — or whatever you call it when people who’ve had experimental brain procedures start dealing with the ramifications of that — is in the air.

What do you call it when a group of people who’ve had experimental brain procedures start dealing with the ramifications of that by having intercourse at work and dining awkwardly with their secret-work-boyfriend’s partner and sharing hugs with the wife they only just recently met? Milchick is kind of compulsively practicing his paper clipping and repeating phrases at himself in a mirror in a way that implies there are layers to this onion that get pretty funky the deeper you peel. “Screw it, let’s flood the chip” does feel like an idea that stems from boredom, like two college juniors seeing if they can make a zip line across their apartment so they don’t have to get up to pass the bong to each other.

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