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What Exactly Is ‘Cold Harbor,’ and Other Severance Questions
We are 68 percent of the way to an answer.
And part of me wonders if maybe I need to log off for a little bit before I start mumbling things like “Lumon exhumed Gemma’s body after Mark’s original freshman fluke because it showed them he’s essentially Neo from The Matrix and they want to harness his powers for capitalist and/or nefarious purposes before he realizes how much control he has” as I wander aimlessly around the grocery store. The first is that Helly’s Outie is also being manipulated a bit, by the board and various silver-haired figures in her life, and that maybe there’s more to this business where a billionaire heiress to a powerful secret conglomerate chose of her own free will to have elective brain surgery and spend eight hours a day working in a dungeon. Please add “the team at Lumon who makes these videos getting this rush assignment and having 24 hours to put it together, complete with narration from A-list movie star Keanu Reeves, who, until we are presented with information that expressly rules it out, we can pretend exists as himself in the Severance universe and is available for last-minute corporate subterfuge voice work” to the list of stand-alone episodes I would like to see.
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