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Vanderpump Villa Series-Premiere Recap: Château No You Didn’t


Does Lisa Vanderpump just hire the worst people she can find?

There’s only one group of eight guests who love inexplicable themed parties and stay for about 48 hours, the crew gets a day and a half off between “charters,” and the producers seem to be doing everything in their power to make the attractive young employees get it on with each other. She then tries to clear everyone from the bar, but Hannah tells her that’s where they work, and Telly shouts, “Shut the fuck, you stupid bitch.” When Marciano steps up to her and gets aggressive again, she shoves him, and the rest of the staff have to break up the fight. Stephen, whose right ear is being constantly devoured by some kind of jeweled cockroach, wants to be hired as the manager, and so he tells Eric that he needs to step it up because he moved Lisa’s breakfast from a veranda to under a tree.

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