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Vanderpump Villa Recap: Shots Fired


Telly needs to accept that Eric is her boss, no matter how dumb he may be.

The nominees include Eric, who strips down and grinds on a guest at Chateau Rosabelle even though it’s about as unprofessional as giving every Chipotle customer free guac; Marciano, who dives into the pool in his underwear in front of a bunch of guests who would much rather be relaxing and getting manicures than re-creating a pool party at the MGM Grand; Telly, a woman who tells her boss to “fuck off” and to “get away from her” when he points out that she’s 10 minutes late to her shift, when she lives less than 100 feet away from her workplace. This whole thing is totally contrived and kind of wack, but so is this whole show, right down to the fake hedges that sit in the front of the hotel to give the guests a nice whiff of plastic as soon as they roll up to the joint. Eric and Marciano interrupt the chill pool day to pop bottles and force people to do shots again, including the poor woman who was getting her massage right then.

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