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Vanderpump Rules Should Have Done This Years Ago


Acknowledging you’re making a reality show? In season 11? Groundbreaking.

And lo, the phrase of the day for Vanderpump Rules is no longer “Scandoval.” Instead, as Andy Cohen’s reunion cue cards keep reminding him and us both, this 11th season now hinges on the cast “finally” breaking the fourth wall by acknowledging that they’re on a show at all. But Madix held firm, telling an overwhelmed producer that all Sandoval wanted was “30 seconds with the audience ” before grabbing her new boyfriend’s hand and leaving for Applebee’s (an admirable escape plan in any scenario; when in doubt, go get mozz sticks). The cast slowly but surely made more money and quit their day jobs slinging goat-cheese balls to tourists and dancing on the most heterosexual float at the Pride parade for Lisa Vanderpump’s amusement.

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