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Vanderpump Rules Season-Premiere Recap: We Know What He Did Last Summer


We’re no longer pretending these people work in any field other than the reality-television arts and sciences.

Just the way the scenes are blocked and shot made me think more Selling Sunset or The Hills and less, well, shitty WeHo apartments where you can’t use the microwave and the air conditioner at the same time or the transformer that is buried under the Pacific Design Center will explode and take down all of Santa Monica Boulevard in a giant ball of flame. I don’t know if the Venn diagram of comics nerds and Bravo fans overlaps that much, but for my X-Men girlies, it’s like if Raquel were Dark Phoenix Jean Grey, then Ally would be Madelyne Pryor, her exact clone just waiting to one day turn into the Goblin Queen. But the specter of Tom Sandoval looms large, as we saw earlier when the editors gave us a nasty Twin Peaks –themed trick by interspersing footage of Ariana dancing with his ugly mug in close-up.

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