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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Attack of the 50-Foot Man-Baby
Jax is upset about the cheating rumors, but what else is new?
Jesse — a realtor with the body of a Peloton instructor, the soul of a demon, and the nips of a leather daddy — came for noted empath Kristen Doute and her boyfriend Jake, the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine that LibsOfTikTok thinks Anthony Fauci is using to control our minds. We hear all of this in confessional, and we can only marvel that Michelle, a woman who I assume has seen Vanderpump Rules, would trust Kristen with any stale crumb of information about her life and think that it wouldn’t be aired right here on the Bravo network for all of us to gawp at. We know what he said was wrong and don’t need to make Scheana’s arguments for her: she was 21, it was almost 20 years ago, she didn’t know he was married, and Lisa Vanderpump made her pay her wages of humiliation to get on this here reality television program.
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