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Triumph to Undecided Voters: What’s Your ‘F*cking Problem?’

The mean dog roasted undecided 2024 voters on “The Daily Show,” trying his best to get them to take a side.

“OK, I see some of you feel you need more information about the candidates, and I get it, we know so little about Trump and Biden,” Triumph quipped to the “focus group.” “Apart from their campaign issues, their actions as president, their handling of the global pandemic, their criminal indictments, whom they’ve showered with, and a very detailed description of Trump’s penis from a former porn star. Triumph asked the group of voters to raise their hands if they were leaning towards Biden, then Trump. “Daryl, you’re going to miss election day, because there weren’t any reminders on Pornhub… Thomas, I think you should just stay home.

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