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The White Lotus Kill-or-Be-Killed Report: Are We Having Fun Yet?
Someone — or someones — is scamming too close to the sun.
His cocktail of choice — hard liquor and a handful of Lorazepam — treats him really well: He gets absolutely blitzed on the boat and scares everyone away by saying totally regular-guy things like, “Thank God both my parents are dead.” He’s so out of it that he accidentally shows his penis to all of his children and doesn’t even seem especially embarrassed about it. Rick gets one of the best lines of the episode, as he cuts off an impossibly boring business conversation among LBHs on the boat: “If I ever need help hiding money from the government or my ex-wives, I’ll call you!” And then he comes clean to Chelsea, who takes his whole deal — ”We’re HERE because the fucking dude who MURDERED my FATHER owns this hotel” — shockingly well. Alexei and Vlad, Valentin’s friends who are here to wear sequins and show the victory lap blondes a good time (the snake tattoos feel… ominous); Pam, whose interactions with Timothy are escalating, naur matter how hard she tries to get him to see the light of a phone-free lifestyle.
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