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The White Lotus Kill or Be Killed Report: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?


This dinner at Greg-Gary’s place seems like a bad idea, no?

If she really didn’t want to cause problems with her trio, she would’ve kept her Valentin sighting to herself or quietly asked Jaclyn about it in a sidebar; having chosen the juicier path by immediately reporting it back to Laurie, Kate has created a mess — one she thought she would enjoy, but what do you know? Shitty men have an unbelievable radar for knowing when their girlfriends, wives, or exes are actually experiencing a moment of bliss and/or have started to move on, and so it is no shock at all that Jaclyn’s fuckboy of a husband finally calls her the morning after she has sex with Valentin. After flaking on the previous night’s dinner, Lochlan does the (non-incestuous) sibling thing of supporting Piper’s interests against their mother’s horror by agreeing to have a little slumber party at the monastery, where he is told to “say hello” to the thoughts that emerge in his mind.

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