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The Valley Recap: Race to the Bottom
Zack and Janet might be ready to move past their conflict, but I’m not.
Here is a guy who books everyone at a remote-controlled race-car track just so he can wear his Pirelli racing suit and then strips down to the waist so that everyone can see his tiny Monchhichi nipples. To make it even worse, when Jesse stands in his room threatening to leave and wearing only a pair of stretched-out Calvin Klein boxer briefs, I swear that I felt a little tingle south of the border. Jax could join a monastery, win the Nobel Peace Prize, give all his money away to pediatric-cancer research, invent a dating app that is actually usable, and convince Melissa McCarthy to make Spy 2, and I’d still be like, We’ll see how long this lasts.
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