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The Valley Recap: Jumping the Shark
Janet and Kristen’s proxy war is slowly heating up.
Danny immediately forgives him, they hug, and all is forgotten, once again displaying why there isn’t a single solitary reality show about a group of male friends because it would be as boring as watching Luke lose to a 10-year-old at Mario Kart. The only reason this beef isn’t as squashed as Jesse’s hair follicles under some stupid headband is that Luke told Kristen about it, and she has decided to single-handedly take revenge for what Jason said. Did she think that one day, when Cruz is grown, they will retire together and go in an Airstream trailer across this great nation of ours, fondly looking over all of their memories like swiping through the photos of your last birthday party in your camera roll?
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