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The Valley Recap: Fish in the Sea


Watching Jax go on and on about how Brittany won’t divorce him is the best kind of irony.

We’ve finally got it and now all the couples are busting like both the top button on my jeans and all of Red Lobster after their Endless Shrimp promotion. While the women are getting ready for Janet’s surprise baby shower, which was apparently designed by the world’s laziest Pinterest board, Brittany and Michelle are talking about their relationships. Danny was going to dress like Jamie from Outlander, but all he had was a wig, a flannel shirt tied around his waist to make a kilt, and a horrible Scottish accent.

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