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The Valley Recap: Dave and Busted


With Jax in time-out, Jesse torments Michelle and is now the uncontested No. 1 villain in the valley.

Thank the Catholic Jesus that Jax Taylor is firmly ensconced in rehab so that we can spend our time talking about totally silly and frivolous things like [ checks notes] whether or not Michelle is prostituting herself for a billionaire. After dispatching with Jax for the next 30 days (and, honestly, we’re two episodes in, and I already needed a break), we then go to Jesse’s house, where Kristen and Luke, a pencil that has been put in the sharpener eraser first, come for coffee. Leaving the party, Michelle and Aaron walk out to his Prius alone, the sounds of Dave and Buster’s — the honking sirens, the thud of basketballs, the shuffling of tickets — still ringing in their ears in the half-empty parking lot.

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