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The Valley Recap: Big Bear Necessities
Wait … Kristen was right?
In fact, I couldn’t picture anything else, but our tentacled icon when she was on the phone with Zack and her two little hench-eels were in the closet with her flipping birds and silently tittering so that the other toxic gay in this show’s orbit doesn’t hear them. Janet’s been friends with the Pump Rules crew for a long time and is obviously a student of the show, as evidenced by her giving Jax a shirt depicting his near drowning in Big Bear five years ago when Scheana’s boyfriend Rob had to rescue him and then put a television on the wall in seven minutes or less. The girls all go on a pontoon boat and talk about nothing except Zack and Kristen, and the guys go to the beach where they all strip down to their bathing suits except for Jax Taylor, who is so vain he doesn’t want anyone playing “Where are the abs?” on his middle-aged torso.
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