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The Valley Recap: Big Bear It All
After this episode, the Jax-Brittany separation seems more real than ever.
The guys convene outside by the fire pit, and it is just a bunch of dumb bitches telling each other “exactly.” Danny is still upset that Jesse wanted to engage in some light horseplay with him, and that devolves into him saying how unappreciated he is because he’s not sleeping because all he does is put babies on boobs. Then Jesse says he thinks it’s over between him and Michelle, and they all cry and sob, and Jason is like, “Um, I invited you here to tell me how awesome being a dad is going to be, and now it feels like a divorce support group at a sad furnished condo in Marina Del Rey.” She says she couldn’t sleep all night because she was worried that Zack and Kristen were going to pop out from a tree, ruin her holiday, and cause her cervix to dilate 1 million centimeters and cause the premature birth of her baby or something.
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