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The Traitors Recap: The Silent Slaughterer
Dan waited this long to take this shot?
This botched execution does not help Dan’s standing with Parvati and especially not with Phaedra, who loves Bergie — though, then again, she acknowledges that “everyone’s gotta die.” (This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this, but I’m not convinced — I personally am still enjoying a perfect record of remaining alive. After crossing a rushing river that genuinely had me concerned for Sandra’s welfare for a minute, the players set about the exhausting project of lugging around ballast bags, stabilizers, and other apparently vital catapult parts that I have never heard of but refuse to Google. I would be, too — especially if the engine of my demise were a Bachelor, an alum of a show on which the primary strategic decision to make is how many of the women you escort to your weird Disney-ABC Mandated Sex Hotel Room you will ultimately proclaim your love to on national television.
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