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The Traitors Recap: That Girl Is Poison


The traitors start to feel the heat as the season kicks it up a notch.

Every time they do these staggered entrances at breakfast — letting the contestants walk in only in small groups for maximum dramatic effect, as everyone else waits impatiently to find out who’s been murdered — I can only think about how starving I would be and how it would make me want to bludgeon the producers from keeping me from my stale scones for even a moment longer. While everyone else is trying their hardest to channel country-estate prep in tweed and argyle, John has mysteriously elected to wear a bright blue button-down with electric guitars, roses, music notes, and golden skulls printed all over it. Tamra retrieves the first shield from the tomb CT started to break open; Pete finds the second; and Janelle gets her hands on the third, which Ekin-Su believes rightly belonged to her, resulting in an argument somehow even less interesting than the Great Trishelle-Peppermint War of 2024.

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