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The Traitors Recap: It’s Your Funeral


With the faithfuls all but cooked, the traitors are now testing each other’s boundaries.

The safe players must each take a black rose and throw it into the coffin of (slash, pretty much onto the face of) the person they believe to have been poisoned — that’ll amount to a group vote for their collective final answer. The traitors are all too savvy to risk exposing themselves in the name of increasing the prize pot, so they vote for poor, hyperventilating MJ (I don’t blame her — chilling in your own coffin, even for ridiculous television purposes, has got to be a little disorienting) along with everyone else. Bergie’s board is so cloudy with chalk it’s like he wrote, then erased, every single player’s name before finally settling on Larsa — although he barely fit her name in with an ambitiously giant L-A-R followed by a tiny s-a.

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