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The Serpent Queen Recap: Rumors of Her Virginity Are Greatly Exaggerated


Minnie Driver’s portrayal of Elizabeth I is inspired. She’s here to take over France and bone French noblemen. This is why we watch this show!

At risk of ruining that goal is Cardinal de Guise, who was baptized by Sister Edith last week and now agrees to spy for her at court. The cardinal’s switch to the other side is so widely known that the creepy Catholic League pays Antoinette a visit and tells her to get her son’s shit in order. Antoinette passes this message on to François, underlining that their brand represents the Catholic aristocracy and that the cardinal better not screw that up with his “spiritual awakening” and “discovery of meaning in his life.”

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