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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season-Premiere Recap: Never Touched a Wiener
We have a potential new villain in town.
In case you forgot, Whitney is the villain because she skipped Taylor’s baby shower, was a no-show at her supposed bestie Mayci’s brand launch, and did other classic clownery like removing herself from the group chat and then getting irate when no one called to check in on her. I want Demi and Jessi to sit down with Taylor’s mom and do what they did to Jen (gently dropkick her down the long and winding road of radicalization, using their own stories of emotional abuse under the hands of entitled men as primary evidence). Alas, they are stronger than I am because I truly can’t imagine coming down from ketamine, my ego freshly deceased, the room spinning as I gasp for Zofran — all while a producer nudges me to ask my garbage husband if he’s still planning on apologizing to my friends for the rude things he said about them when he was threatening to divorce me.
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