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The Real Housewives of Potomac Season-Premiere Recap: Drive Me Crazy


With the intractable alliances of last season behind us, this season’s outlook is promising.

Gizelle is entering season nine not only having lost her partner in crime and fellow green-eyed bandit, Robyn Dixon, but also freshly grieving the recent passing of her father, and both incidents have her in a more conciliatory and open space than ever before, less focused on creating the mess than participating with her castmates. Outside of that distressing conversation, there is still plenty of material to pore over — one being that Mia has effectively moved Inc into her life full time and spent the bulk of the summer traveling with him, and Inc is so involved in their lives that he has folded Gordon’s laundry for him, a discovery that made me drop my glass in shock. As a fellow 5’10” amazon, it is hysterical the lengths Mia takes to ensure her short king shines in their Instagram photo ops: She is always standing in front to force perspective, and sometimes goes as far as a dramatic “candid” of her hunched over laughing to minimize the height differential.

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