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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: The Hamptons Inn


The wives seem too allergic to confrontation. You can’t have a TV show just about words — there must be action!

This is the redecorating equivalent of when, in the last episode, Erin cut off a measly 1.5 inches of her hair in solidarity with her mother, who is about to go bald from chemo. She says she tried one and she sneezed and it came flying out, and it “looked like a murder scene.” Again, I am not up on my vaginal physics, but if Becky were wearing clothes or even the thinnest of underwear, wouldn’t that keep it in at least a little bit? All I know is that Erin’s new kitchen island sucks and somehow I want to be transported back to last season and Jessel is stomping around looking like a Christmas tree.

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