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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Pic of the Litter


Nothing brings a group of women together like showing off your husband’s dick pic.

I think there are people outside of the fandom who expect that all Housewives fans want is women screeching at each other over perceived slights that aren’t even that big a deal, as if our Bravo shows are like professional wrestling but where everyone is wearing heels. When Racquel’s mom finally arrives — with a huge lunch she cooked, including lots of bacalao, which is a salt fish in a tomato stew and different from what Paulie Walnuts would eat every Easter — she seems pleasant enough. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had my parents FaceTime me so they could show me what went wrong on their computer for me to say, “How about you shut it off and turn it back on again?” and the whole problem is fixed, well, then I would have enough to afford one (1) item at Jenna Lyons’s stoop sale.

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