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The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: For the Birds


Becky and Erin’s pregnancy prank was a complete flop and totally pointless.

She tells her ex-fiancé, Gideon, the real-life Hugh Grant, that she’s going to have a wine-tasting party with a “som” (barf) so that he’ll come to the apartment that she affords with a job that we have never seen and all find mysterious. The last personal story we get, other than Jenna’s admirable shiner from getting beaned by Brynn during dodgeball, is Mel and Racquel going to a sex store in an office building, which sounds like the start of a Stefan sketch. There are so many reasons I want to tell Becky with the meh hair to take a seat — the Scientology, the fake storylines, the boredom at the very center of her being — but I think this might be the biggest one.

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