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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Valley of the Blow-Up Dolls


This is really a show about a group of guy friends and their wives who hate one another.

When I went away to my freshman year in college, all of my possessions fit in the back of my father’s Jeep Cherokee (if the model hasn’t been canceled, the name certainly has), and there still was too much junk lying around my dorm room. You think I want to sheepishly sit around a giant bread sculpture that says “ciao” and eat cured meats that are stapled to a board to look like the Leaning Tower of Pizza? Teresa is still the top dog and she has very few allies, so anyone who wants a long life on this here reality-television program could easily get one just by cozying up to the Wicked Witch of the West Brunswick Turnpike.

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