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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Stand Up, Sit Down, Fight, Fight, Fight

Teresa’s rules only apply to her — and only if they help whatever stupid argument she’s currently making.

Then there’s a golf tournament during which Margaret Josephs has Rachel, Dolores, Melissa, and Lexi (the one with an accent even more mysterious than Dorit Kemsley’s) dress up in cute little green outfits and drive around giving golfers mocktails. Why are some of the brands showing full-on ball gowns for toddlers and Danielle is sending a little girl down the runway in a baseball-print romper with ruffles around the legs that looks like it was a home ec sewing project? There aren’t tickets for any of the other women, but Cousin Nick got to take the PATH train in from Jersey City to go to a kids’ fashion show?

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