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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Green With Envy
These women are now just concocting reasons why the people on the other side suck.
The only person on this whole television program who is speaking any sense is Dolores Catania, a real-life Roman goddess who took the form of a human to try to save the horrible souls of Franklin Lakes. I hope they gave Danielle a million CDs to play in her minivan, testing the limits of both her eardrums and her mental capacity to listen to 12 third-graders sing a cleaned-up version of “ Espresso.” (“ I’m working late … on my homework.”) The video seemed superfun and the little Cabrals really ate, but I don’t think that we should be out here trying to boost Kidz Bop sales, should we? When Teresa mentions that the event is being held in a converted church, Jen says, “I’m shocked it didn’t burn down with your ass in it.” The way Danielle says it as a statement of a fact, like she’s saying the sky is blue or Luis’s face is maraschino-cherry colored, just slays me.
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