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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Bad and Bougie
How the hell are we going to get out of this mess?
We only invented Sutton Stracke Syndrome on the last season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and already it’s sweeping the Bravoverse like those CHA-NEL earrings that everyone wore three years ago. The new “friends of,” Kayla and Tiffany, are at the brunch and I’m still unsure of their faces, their names, or what they’re doing there, but I am now sure that Brittany (soon to be) Catania fucking hates those bitches with all of her Aqua Netted soul. After she leaves, Dolo tells Rachel that it’s going to sink in after a couple of days, because that’s how long it takes Teresa’s Commodore 64 of a brain to process anything.
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