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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Autopiloting and Altercating
Jen’s sandwich sounds so much more appealing than this trench warfare.
That was my stomach, all the way from the United Kingdom, buying a premium economy ticket to Newark airport to get my ass to that garlic-knot chicken parm as soon as humanly possible and hating myself for it as I lie in the passenger seat of my rental Volkswagen Gulf in the parking lot trying to recover from eating two of them (and a couple cannoli) in one sitting. She reminds me of Donald Trump in so many ways: She creates her own reality, she only listens to the yes men surrounding her, she wants her mediocre family involved in everything she does, she demands blind loyalty, she drags all of her associates down to the lowest level, and as soon as they are no longer useful to her she disregards them and lets them deal with the ignominy of everything they did in her service all on their own. I don’t know, based on what we’ve heard about Luis and Bo Deitl so far — contacting John Fuda’s ex, calling Marge’s son at his job — this totally sounds like something he would do.
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