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The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Finale Recap: Cancer Season


After a series of dumb fights, the finale ends on an impossibly beautiful note.

The dumb but deep dichotomy continues at the big Havana Nights finale party where Adriana is going to perform her new single, “Muevelo,” which, sadly, is not a banger equal to “FYAH,” though it was sweet of all the women to dance to it like it was. Then we hear from everyone else: Nicole is pregnant, Alexia is letting Frankie take Ubers to work, Lisa is still not divorced from Lenny and is waiting for him to build a house that will never materialize, Julia gets to see a nude portrait of herself, and it turns out to be the world’s ugliest painting and is now in the Guinness Book of How Very Dare You. Love matters, and we see it on full display when Guerdy decides that she wants some control over her battle with cancer, so she is going to shave her head before the drugs rob her of it.

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