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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Swim Weak


How was Miami Swim Week this disappointing?

When they said it was going to be Miami Swim Week and that both Julia and Kiki would be walking in the shows, I conjured up images of teeny little bikinis, of little bras with loosely tied sarongs around the hips, of the kinds of things that would be so scandalous that your evil stepmother would kick you out of the house for wearing one in public. I think Adriana was also a little upset that there wasn’t more flesh at fashion week because we see her later in the episode go to record with Emilio Estefan, Gloria’s ex, and she is wearing what can only be described as a pair of jeans that dressed up as a slut for Halloween. Yes, she knew she was an old cast member and might not love Marysol, but why would she suspect that Adriana would make her talk about Todd’s supposed financial troubles?

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