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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Let’s Have a Kiki


The Isle of the Dolls, a huge Gay Pride, and Lisa and Kiki fighting in Mexico City make for Miami’s version of a horror comedy.

I take back everything I said in the last episode about how Real Housewives should never get on a boat because the second half of the Miami Mami’s gondola ride in Mexico City is one of the most insane things we’ve seen on Andy Cohen’s little corner of the universe. Several of the ladies decide that their need to pee is worse than hanging out with the dead dolls, so Larsa, Lisa, Adriana, and Marysol all head to the heart of the island for a tinkle with a side of panic attack. She’s totally showed up by Kiki, who is giving us soft-butch, chic-baby-girl lesbian realness with her short hair, a sparkly crop top, and some wide-legged jeans that were two strips of denim intersecting each other, so there were huge holes all the way up those statuesque legs.

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