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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Heir Jordan
A breakup and bad-tasting tequila? It’s a rough episode for Larsa.
What a very appropriate episode to air this week because some of us spent Stupid Blow Sunday glued to our phones watching the Larsa Jordan and Marcus Pippen breakup happen in real-time. Alexia has another interlude where she and Julia go to sell their raspberry and guava jam, and, yes, I might have learned everything I know about cooking from old episodes of Top Chef, but that does not sound like a flavor combination that I would want to experience. Lisa had to go home early for court, Nicole had to go back because she is the only person on Bravo with an actual job, and Guerdy was in her room coughing up green shit and wondering where she can get some of the ketamine they gave to Larsa’s ludicrous talismans.
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