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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Divine Comedy


It’s always nice when the women can come together despite their ongoing feuds.

Even as they’re talking about Adriana’s gig the next day at Mexico City Pride, she’s spinning out a little bit when Nicole tells her they saw the stage, and she doesn’t think she’s mentally prepared for how big of an event this is. To get everything back on track, Adriana gets everyone to hold hands, and she says a shitty prayer, but as she does, the wind gathers up, the sun darkens out, and the screams and cackles of small children surround the boat like a nautical siege. “ Tener Cuidado.” As legions of beady dead eyes look down at them, something swirls deep in the water, something that lives among the reeds and algae, something that drags the cranes from the banks of the river and consumes their bodies whole, expelling only their black bones back into the mud.

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