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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: Separation Anxiety
The wives are back to relitigate past fights and soft launch divorces.
Dorit sits Erika down at the Pacific Design Center, which is a handbag throw away from SUR, and tells her that she and PK, a sandwich made out of boogers and dried scabs, are getting separated. Dorit tells her that PK, the food-poisoning barf from undercooked shrimp that is clogging up your bidet, is a full-blown alcoholic, that they would get in these huge fights when he was drinking, but she told him that he needed to sober up, and that started his sobriety journey that ended their marriage. Once everyone is at the party, Kyle sits down with Erika and Garcelle because she wants to talk about Morgan Wade, but she won’t mention her name because, apparently, like Dorit’s divorce, if she says it out loud, she’s making it real.
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