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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Spain in the Butt
The Annemarie-Crystal feud continues to develop.
They wore $1,217 Chanel pajamas on the flight over because their whole lives are a stunt and if the pilot knew about their financial situations he would surely steer them into a mountain to save them the eventual humiliation of exposure. Once they arrive, their host tells them about the “little people” that haunt this crazy mansion filled with strange hallways, teetering staircases, and rooms with empty cribs like they’re waiting to be a set for Spanish Horror Story, a Ryan Murphy rip-off that no one asked for. At dinner, as the women are eating his tapas (not a euphemism), they are moaning and groaning in Fifty Shades of Grey delight, as if Storm is taking them to the Red Rooms of their mouths.
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