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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Mo Better Blues
Kyle needs to get her slow-ass divorce into gear and move on already — Mauricio certainly has!
Kyle also seems to like my theory that it wasn’t Mo who called the paps, but rather his new lady lover who showed up in Mykonos in the skimpiest outfit allowed by the Greek authorities. The pictures put Kyle in an awkward position, and she says she wanted to text “Maurice,” as Kathy and Kim still hilariously insist on calling him, but then realizes it’s none of her business. But as Kathy finally gets her flat ass in her seat, as Jaid rounds the corner and approaches the audience with a stare of determination, and as Jennifer Tilly and the rest of the models manage to navigate their way around the random swimming pool, Sutton comes out with a microphone and she asks for her daughter and her mother to be proud of her, for the models and the clothes to thank her, for the women to leave her alone and let her make fun of their finances, for the moon and the stars to keep shining down on her, for the universe to keep expanding, micrometers at a time, our molecules being pulled apart by forces beyond our control.
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