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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone Fumbles
Everyone has their storylines more or less wrapped up, except for Kyle, whose story is really just beginning.
There were not only Wagyu sliders and a mac and cheese bar, there were also cheerleaders and football players welcoming all of the guests, dancers with disco balls over their heads and matching leotards, at least two (2) enormous women on stilts, and heaters made to look like giant white lamps like they were something you would find in Mary Cosby’s living room. Everyone was there: Camille Grammer and her husband who looks like a QVC David Foster, Faye Resnick giving morally corrupt realness, Cynthia Bailey showing the children a face card that has never once in the history of the world been declined, Denise Richards in a pink jacket along with her husband, Aaron, in a blue baseball cap as if no one put the dress code in the title of the party, Jeff Lewis spilling a drink on a guest and making Teddi Mellencamp (say her name three times and she shall appear) question why she didn’t score an invite to this big fat finale party. If you want to look like you work on a show like this, you need to stop attending lunches on a Wednesday afternoon and carp all about how you’re not selling more insurance like Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. I’m coming around on Sutton, but she needs to give up on the business woman’s special because she looks as professional as Romy and Michelle.
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