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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Messy Boots and Porsha’s Truth
Finally, we have an ensemble cast working together to put on a damn show.
Truly studious fans know that the Housewives oeuvre is split into two distinct periods — before the franchise permanently entered the cultural zeitgeist as an acceptable guilty pleasure and after when even Ben Stiller publicly admits to enjoying the cinematic levels of storytelling we get from our ladies. She takes getting the worst room on the chin, not letting the bunk beds deter her from causing a scene, then jumps right into the day’s activities, joining Cynthia, Brit, and Angela at a whiskey tasting while Shamea, Porsha, and Kelli visit the famous Coyote Ugly bar. Unless y’all’s picture is up there, with a penis inside y’all’s mouth, in front of a room full of people, come get at me when that happens!” Her quip is so old-school RHOA that it made me yearn for just one scene of Nene and Cynthia, besties again, having a ki-ki about Kenya’s inappropriate shenanigans — we would’ve had memes for days.
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