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The Great British Baking Show Recap: Just Desserts


Like the episode itself, this recap makes as many dick jokes as possible.

I kind of feel like Russell Crowe in Gladiator, and I want to rise up from the dusty floor of the arena and shout to Paul Hollywood wearing a toga that is a little too tight in a sexy way, “Are you not desserted? Sumayah’s, like always, look delicious with a cute little lattice sticking out of them, but Prue says her mix of flavors like pomegranate, peach, tarragon, and honey, make the whole thing more savory than sweet. Christiaan’s is inspired by the Memphis school of design and has a black-and -white-striped collar with pink half circles around it and a green pistachio mousse on top.

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