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The ex-husband humiliated by Jeff Bezos just pulled off a Hollywood masterclass in revenge. His timing was flawless… It must be the talk of that trashy wedding! AMANDA GOFF

While the guest list reads like Hollywood royalty, one man has outshone the whole ridiculous spectacle: Lauren's ex-husband. And the stars in Venice must all be talking about his latest move...

While the rest of humanity is googling 'how to survive WWIII', the geeky bookseller who became the world's third-richest man and his space cowgirl are saying 'I do' in a wedding so spectacularly tone-deaf that it almost feels like performance art. While the guest list reads like Hollywood royalty (hello, Kim Kardashian and a single-and-ready-to-mingle Orlando Bloom), there is one man who has managed to outshine and, quite frankly, outclass the whole ridiculous spectacle: Patrick Whitesell. It was a perfectly coded message for her fellow Aussies back home: A quote from a beloved film, The Castle, uttered by a man admiring the modest view from his holiday caravan, completely unfazed by the nearby power lines and airport blare.

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