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The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: Quit Playing Games


I’m calling it now: Jenn will be the first Bachelorette to propose to her final guy.

But Jenn has settled on “past toxic relationships sun, emotionally withholding parents moon, cool girl rising” to carry her through the season. Listen, I know no one really likes “contesticles” but me (and my friend Emma who helped me come up with it way back in the day), but the second these men start gaining self-awareness, this whole thing falls apart. Jenn sits down with Spencer, who I’m gonna guess makes AI pet portraits, and Thomas N., who shows off his tattoos, and they talk about their parents immigrating.

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