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The Bachelorette Recap: Let Me Tick, Bro


Some of the men unionize, others cross the picket line (pulling Jen aside to chat).

Sure, I haven’t written a recap since before Jen Shah went to prison, but I shall do my best to provide an experience as good or better than a substitute teacher throwing on October Sky for the tenth time this semester. Eight of the bros head to Queen Victoria Market to “shop, eat, drink, and have some fun.” This must be the adventure that all these people are perpetually clamoring for, but I’m pretty sure you can do all of those things at your local Target? The Safari Boys (minus Dylan) come back and inform the rest of the crew that all who did not wear leather that day must cede their time at tomorrow’s cocktail party.

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