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The Bachelor Season-Premiere Recap: No Drama Llama


We need a straightforward, regular-degular Bachelor season, and Grant seems like the man to deliver just that.

That horrible finale, the revelations that Devin was a big ol’ creep who should have never been on the season at all, whatever was/is happening between Jenn and Sasha from Dancing With the Stars, the goddamned election, the film Emilia Peréz. And honestly, I think I’m fine with that — 2025 is my TENTH YEAR recapping this preposterous franchise, and the show’s attempts to keep topping itself by promising the “Most Dramatic Finale Yet” have gotten tiring. My dumb ass wrote in my notes “Oh wow, she has fake snow!” She’s a basketball player and Grant says as she walks away, “I guess she’s a LeBron fan.” There’s Parisa, who is on the show to find a cat daddy — wait, no!

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