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The Bachelor Recap: Maltese Double-Cross


By process of elimination and producer manipulation, Sydney and Maria get the two-on-one date. Sigh.

When he happily joins in on group activities to prove that he’s equal to the women, I find myself muttering under my breath “short king.” In an attempt to pander to however many Swifties might be reading this right now, I am “Down Bad,” “But Daddy I Love Him” “Florida!!! The next day, the group date of Jenn, Daisy, Edwina, Katelyn, Allison, Rachel, Autumn, Kelsey T., Jess, Madina, Lea, and Kelsey A. heads to Fort Manoel, which was a filming location for Game of Thrones, and one of the knights leading the group date says “it’s an original fort built by the knights of Malta and where they do lots of interesting stuff!” Stuff happened here! To clear everything up, I said “And then there’s Lea…who is just being kind of a bitch for no reason?” I’m choosing to re-read her tossing that one-on-one steal card into the fire as an act of moral superiority.

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